Wednesday, April 1, 2009

something to do during class







(I got 16 wrong)

1) Kramer is smoking cuban cigars which burns down the '47 cabin
2) Kramer is sitting on sausages in which him and Newman learn to make.
3) Entenmannn's cake Elaine
4) The cubans rolled the pita's too tight
5) Aid's walk ribbon that Kramer doesn't want to wear
6) Squirrel (They had to mail away for tiny instruments)
7) Poppy's pee stain couch
8) Peach schnapps (the key to unlocking Elaine's vault)
9) George fished up a rye bread that Jerry stole from and old lady
10) Toilet paper (a square to spare) George's recurring obsession with the history of toilet paper
11) The big salad Elaine orders the big salad (One of the writers Carol Leifer took credit for a big salad in real life, which was actually purchased by Larry David)
12) Apple pie whom Jerry's girlfriend wouldn't try
13) Eight ball jacket (all signs point to yes)
14) The Maestro (Bob Cobb) played with Frank/Kramer in "the place to be"
15) Top of the Muffin to You! muffin stumps
16) High score held by GLC on the frogger machine
17) Elaine's dying fish
18) George sells bras, possibly Sue Ellen Mishky's
19) The Kramer painting
20) Jerry's Superman action figure
21) Elaine manikin look alike
22) The pez dispenser
23) Jerry's computer/possibly one George and Lloyd Braun sell
24) Juji fruits break up Elaine and Jake Jarmel
25) Jerry takes a pen from Jake Klompus
26) Elaine's shoes that are given to Gail Cunningham
27) Kramer's titlist golfball
28) Jimmy's training shoes
29) Little Jerry Seinfeld
30) Golden Boy
31) Wedding invitations that killed Susan Biddel Ross
32) Kramer's bagel's from H&H 
33) Estelle Costanza
34) The low-talker's puffy shirt
35) The urban sombrero
36) Elaine and Susan use the today sponge
37) Junior Mints that was dropped next to vital organs in Roy
38) Cosmo Kramer the ass man
39) George's hat from the Alex Theater
40) The cigar store indian, Jerry attempts to smooth things over with an Indian giver
41) Fusilli Jerry
42) Crazy Joe Divola dresses up as a clown
43) Kramer's meat slicer
44) George's cane which results in #45
45) George's scooter
46) David Puddy's jesus fish
47) George's hands at the end of his hand modeling career
48) Non-fat yogurt
49) The beltless trench coat
50) The Soup Nazi's soup
51) Empty bottles Kramer and Newman attempt to profit from
52) The pencil with the marks of Jon Voight
53) The eclair George eats out of the garbage
54) Black and white cookies "look to the cookie, elaine"
55) Shrimp george eats so he can talk about the jerk store
56) Kramer's fold out coffee table book about coffee tables
57) George's russian hat
58) Elaine's electronic organizer or Morty Seinfeld's Wizard
59) Chocolate or cinamon babka
60) A donation to the human fund
61) The label maker
62) Chinese food from the chinese restaurant
63) Socks waiting to go in the wash also known as the night club for them
64) A lobster that shrinks in the water
65) The bubble boy's arms
66) Ventriloquist doll
67) George's favorite bosco
68) Chicken salad on rye untoasted (George's opposite meal)
69) George Steinbrenner's calzone
70) Elaine's shoe is stuck in the slicer
71) Jerry Seinfeld
72) George Costanza
73) Cosmo Kramer
74) Elaine Benes
75) The sweater with the red dot
76) The magic loogie
77) The macadamien peach
78) Himalayan walking shoes
79) Tuna on toast sandwich
80) Videos possibly Home Alone, Rochelle, Rochelle, Breakfast at Tiffany's, and a pornography
81) Tropic of Cancer
82) Pudding slice singles
83) Twix candy bars from a candy line-up
84) A softball from Jerry and George's game
85) The bro or manzier on the indian
86) A bag of oranges from Joe's 
87) George's large wallet
88) Man hands
89) Folded Baby Blue under the squirrel
90) George's gloves to protect his hands for his hand modeling career
91) A tic-tac so the sidler can be heard
92) Butter (Kramer and George's shaving cream)
93) Slice of Devil's cake
94) Thing Jerry is holding
95) Doughnuts from Dinky Donuts maybe Joe Dimaggio's
96) Equal packets on sausages, "he's sucking down equal packets", also george put in his wallet
97) Jerry's sneakers, "in case there's any trouble, zip, i'm gone"
98) George's glasses that he loses
99) Macaroni Midler



1 comment:

  1. i wonder if the frogger machine is running on some sort of battery device, i don't see any 'holes' anywhere

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